cocklizard 

Probably the best insult in the world aside from Crotch Pheasant.

Dale: " You are a fag "

Jimmy: " Shut the hell up you Cocklizard "

cocklizard by MikeBrownsNumber1fan December 24, 2006

Cockizard 

The Legendary Pokémon of the Pokémon Dick Version from Generation 69. It is a Penis Type and is 2x weak against the Vagina Type Legendary, Vulvasaur, from the opposite game, Pokémon Pussy Version.

Guy 1: Hey bro, let's battle! My Cockizard versus your Vulvasaur!

Guy 2: Yeah dude!

Cockizard by 420.666.69 May 19, 2016

cockwizard 

Someone who is a professional at sucking cock.

Rob is a cockwizard.

cockwizard by D.P.Lipsky March 17, 2004

cocklard 

White substance that collects behind foreskin as a result of insufficient personal hygene.

"Man I haven't been in the bath all week - I have loads of cocklard"

cocklard by cleitophon December 31, 2007