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cock-gun blast 

The overly messy explosion of semen, cum, sperm, man-juice, etc. all over the face of a woman giving a guy head. To be a proper cock-gun blast, the juice must get in the hair, eyes, nose, mouth, and pretty much everywhere else on the face and other areas.
My ex-girlfriend was takin a lick on my gigglestick one last time and she told me to tell her when I was about to let loose. I timed it just right so that she got a full-on cock-gun blast right to the face.
cock-gun blast by Eddie March 18, 2005

cock-gun blast 

The overly messy explosion of semen, sperm, man juice, etc. all over the face of a woman who has just given a guy head. A cock-gun blast generally gets in the hair, eyes, nose, mouth, and just about anywhere you can think of.
Some whore was lickin my giggle stick and she told me to tell her when. I timed it just right that she pulled away and got a full-on cock-gun blast.
cock-gun blast by Otis May 13, 2005

Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair 

N. When you wake up during the night and your friend is fucking your girlfriend with a tuba and some sour cream.
Wow, last night I awoke to the sound of a tuba and the smell of sour cream, leaned over and saw my girlfriend had both of those in her vagina. My friend Toby just gave my girlfriend the Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair!!!!!

double-barreled cockgun 

when two men shoot their load at the same time, and at the same target
Girl: these two guys both jizzed on my face at the same time yesterday at this party....it was like so totally disgusting
Boy: Oh, you mean Ted and Jason...they've been getting everyone with the double-barreled cockgun all week so don't feel bad
when you masturbate and bust a huge nut in a short burst
*fap fap fap* oh look a cockgun
cockgun by VenomDuckling March 25, 2020