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Cock Mummy 

Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.
Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy
Cock Mummy by BeBoSmu December 17, 2007

Mummy Cock

When you realy don't feel like taking a shower after having intercourse, but your cock is still wet with vag secretions, you go to the bathroom and wrap your meat stick with toilet paper as to not get your undies wet. Also, Toilet-paper-cock is substitutible.
I wanted to get the fuck out of there so quick I had to mummy cock my dick to get it dry

Mumm ra's cock 

The result of drying your cock after sex with low grade toilet tissue. The result resembling what mumra from the Thundercats cock would look like.
"jeezy peeps, what the fuck is that White papery shit all over my bell end?"

"looks like that shitty bog roll I stole from work"

A classic case of Mumm ra's cock.
Mumm ra's cock by Gdubfunk August 22, 2011