A very handsome man that is kinda nice at times but in reality is very snakey. He talks to a lot of girls but all the girls think of them as a brother. Usually around 5'8 and probably wants to go into accounting. He has a hairstyle that makes all the white woman go wooo woo wooo! He has a big dick but if you find a cobby with a underarmour backpack then he has a small dick. In general anyone would be proud to have cobby as their best friend.
Adjective 1. Relating to the old saying, "She has cobwebs between her legs".
2. A woman or man who is irritable, bitchy, mean, and inverted due to the lack of a good lay over a long period of time.
3. Usually the person half 'put together', sitting alone at a dive bar having an intense, yet quiet conversation with their margarita.
Person 1
"You see that lady all alone back by the old pool table? I bet even YOUR ugly mug could get lucky with that one."
Person 2