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closet rack 

The act of a woman hiding (taping down) her breasts to make people think she's a boy or man.
Hey Bob, Did you see Hilary Swank on the Oscar's Show last night in that low-cut see-through dress?? Man, she's got huge beautiful Mogambos!!! I can't believe that she had that 'closet rack' in the movie 'Boys Don't Cry'! I'm so happy to see that 'they' finally came out! Those titties are truly 'Million Dollar Babies'!!
closet rack by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009
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