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A Closed Mouth Doesn't Get Fed 

A saying popular among adults, which means if you do not open your mouth you will not get what it is you want.
Jane was too quiet at the birthday party, and when everyone got their food, she was last to get hers.

Mother came to Jane and said 'Why aren't you eating?'

Jane responded 'I do want to eat...'

Mother concluded, "A closed mouth doesn't get fed. Next time open your mouth."

Closed Mouth Smile (CMS) 

The act of smiling without showing one's teeth so the lips are stretched wide across the face while remaining closed. If done correctly, looks mischievous, but mostly creepy.
"Okay for this pic, don't smile, let's Closed Mouth Smile (CMS)."

Also a noun:

"That is one creepy looking CMS."
Closed Mouth Smile (CMS) by IFLEMV September 12, 2013

close your fuck mouth 

A response to a hate comment, came up with by shitty car wash company who has awful grammar
Person #1 - Hey your shit is so shitty!!!

Person #2 - close your fuck mouth
close your fuck mouth by BK137 January 31, 2022

close your eyes and open your mouth 

A fun game boys play with drunk girls.
Maria said, "Every time I get drunk and a boy says close your eyes and open your mouth, I get a big fat cock in the mouth!"