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pulling a Cholak

Under pressure, one emits a series of random and indiscriminate words in place of an appropriate and relevant response. Can be used as a verb.
I was totally macking on this sweet honey when I found myself pulling a Cholak!

Scenario:

attractive girl wanders up, begins conversation:
girl: i love your shirt, you wanna come back to my place?
guy: i uh, uh, meat pocket brainstorm farm fresh toothpaste
-girl leaves-
guy: AHHH i just pulled a cholak!
pulling a Cholak by Aggro Craig November 1, 2007

Mensed Colackelecki 

The perfect man.
A combination of Misha Collins, Jensen Ackles, and Jared Padalecki.
Coined by castielsprofoundbond on tumblr.
The only man I want is Mensed Colackelecki
Mensed Colackelecki by CreeperVan December 12, 2010
The shipper name for television's "24" characters Chloe O'Brian and Jack Bauer. Pronounced "CH lack".
The Chlack in "24" last night was intense! Jack and Chloe were nearly jumping each other's bones!
chlack by Morgaine July 31, 2008

Cholacorn 

A mystical creature much like a unicorn. This creature was born in the streets of mexico and is an excellent dancer. It constantly threats people with it's scissors and is apparently pure because it partly a unicorn.
Asian: "Man, why is there so many black chicks at this school?"
Mexican chick passes by
Asian: "Oh shit, a Cholacorn!"
Cholacorn by BoxFullOfSTDs March 15, 2012
Trish:"You have been given permission to enter the Cholak"
Cholak by Trishra July 13, 2016

Colackta 

Bullshit. Calling crap on a call or something of related nature. Calling out a lie. Something stupid or pointless.
Man that was a load of Colackta. What a waste of my time.

Awww shit. Man the bitch is nasty. Im calling Colackta on your ass.
Colackta by colacktaaaaa March 27, 2011