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choadigan 

A garment:
deriving from the word 'choad'
(massive knob head he thinks he's cool as fuck) who wears slim fit cardigans with the shirt lappell sewen in to exsensuate his gym toned physique)
i look at that Dave wearing his choadigan again, what a whopper.
choadigan by Gaddster May 12, 2011
Someone who ditches their friends on a regular basis to "hang out" with their significant other.
Where's Dirty Darren at tonight? Probably choadin' with Jaco!!
Choadin by The Bins October 20, 2009

Choadgina 

1. A choad is a dick wider than its length and a choadgina is a vagina wider than its length. In other words a vagina going left to right insted of up and down.

2. A threat to a person you don't know if its a girl or a boy.
1. "choadginas are just wrong!"

2. "FU*CK you, you tom-boy bullshit choadgina!"
Choadgina by DA_SHIT!! April 7, 2009
1. Verb hybrid term in gerund form incorporating elements of both froadin' (engaging in off-road motorsports) and douchebaggery (unpleasant, boorish behavior).

2. People who live inland with jetskis.

See also: choading
"Say, brah, let's hook up the trailer to the lifted Ford F-150 truck and head out to Gordon's Well for a delightful weekend of choadin'."
choadin by American Athlete July 30, 2004

choading 

1. Verb hybrid term in gerund form incorporating elements of both froadin' (engaging in off-road motorsports) and douchebaggery (unpleasant, boorish behavior).

2. People who live inland with jetskis.

See also: choadin' (chodin)
"Say, brah, let's hook up the trailer to the lifted Ford F-150 truck and head out to Gordon's Well for a delightful weekend of choading."
choading by American Athlete July 30, 2004
Modern-day spelling of Choaden.
The crew of rotund, stumplike adolescents gathered round the Encyclopedia Brittanica at lunch to read about the ancient war god, Choadin.
Choadin by Junkpile September 5, 2006