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chili rub 

When you realize, mid-shit, that you ran out of toilet paper and are now forced to make a tough decision.
Dude, yesterday I chili rubbed it. It was pretty shitty
chili rub by Mrrobot October 12, 2016

chili rub 

When you're mid-shit and realize there is no toilet paper.
Don't you hate it when when you have to chili rub it all the way to get the toilet paper?
chili rub by Mrrobot September 9, 2016

chili powder rub 

when a person cant take the spicyness of a food that has chili powder sprinkled on it, he takes the food (ex. spicy peanuts) and rubs them around in his hand, dusting off most of the chili powder, thus making it significantly less spicy.
guy1: oh man theese are some good spicy peanuts!

guy2 rubs the peanuts in his hand

guy1: oh man was that a chili powder rub? UNCOOL, man, UNCOOL!
chili powder rub by annoncat December 12, 2009

chill ruby 

A sexual predictor that is thirsty for fun and adventure who can only be matched by a Roberto
Hey chill ruby just streaked through town.
Yeh I hear she was chasing Roberto
chill ruby by Pappa Roberto February 2, 2016