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Cheap Dickinsons Disease
A disease that infects both men and women, but is more common in 18-30 year old males. The symptoms include, not answering phone calls, disapearing for months at a time, loss of testosterone (or estrogen), crying while masturbating, no longer partying, and the loss of the ability to maintain arousal. The only known cure is to mercilessly ridicule the infected individual about loss of balls.
"Have you seen Brandon lately?"
"No, ever since he got married he's been suffering from a severe case of Cheap Dickinsons Disease
"No, ever since he got married he's been suffering from a severe case of Cheap Dickinsons Disease
Cheap Dickinsons Disease by FailChampion October 20, 2010
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chap-dick
The effect on ones penis after prolonged use of lubricant during masturbation, whereby the penis gets chapped; the way lips get chapped from too much sun.
"Man, I'd like to wrench my warty chap-dick down her throat."
"It appears my member has acquired a state of chapness, chap-dick if you will."
"It appears my member has acquired a state of chapness, chap-dick if you will."
chap-dick
the sexual act of putting chapstick on one's penis and then having himself or a partner sucking it off.
Kory: Dude I totally made that Katie chick give me strawberry chap-dick
Jake: She liked the taste of your strawberry chap dick
Jake: She liked the taste of your strawberry chap dick
chap-dick by squibbles_doomypants June 13, 2011
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chap's dick
1. one of your friends who steal's your girlfriend, make's out with her, and proceeds to have sex with her.
2. the friend of yours who is a jerk and might be secretly gay.
2. the friend of yours who is a jerk and might be secretly gay.
"Dude, I'm sorry I stole your girl. I was a real chap's dick."
"Man, you look hot tonight. Let's get out of here, this place sucks."
"Geez dude, are you gay or something? Don't be a chap's dick."
"Man, you look hot tonight. Let's get out of here, this place sucks."
"Geez dude, are you gay or something? Don't be a chap's dick."
chap's dick by thepunpolice135 January 24, 2010
chapdick
this is what a guy gets when he beats off with shampoo, or something thats is harsh on the peter. skin starts peelin of like you have chapped lips.
bill: "aye man you should beat off with shampoo, it feels bomb as hell."
two hours later
bill: "damn that shit gave me chapdick."
two hours later
bill: "damn that shit gave me chapdick."