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Ceiling duty 

When you sniff so much cocaine throughout the night and you finally go home to try and sleep but end up staring at the ceiling until early hours in the morning on ceiling duty.
Had such a good night last night out with the boys but once I got home in bed I spent the rest of the night on ceiling duty.
Ceiling duty by HarassmentP4NDA September 28, 2018

ceiling darts 

A game for kids in school or any place that has enough pens/pencils and ceiling tile that can absorb strong throws from the said pens/pencils. There isn't necessarilly a target other than the ceiling, so it's based on the number of throws you can get to stick in the tiles. However, a certain tile or series of tiles can be selected to qualify or not qualify.
Steve: fucking hell I got detention today.

Josh: me too, so we can play ceiling darts! I got art class next so I can steal enough pencils to get a badass game going.

Steve: you must not have the Internet on your phone.

Josh: I actually don't have a phone.

Mississippi Ceiling Dangler 

When a man suspends himself from a ceiling fan in such a fashion that he lays parallel to the ground, and his cock and testes dangle. A woman, or man, who is underneath the suspended then proceeds to bat at the cock and testes as a cat would a toy.
The guys on Grissam's CSI Squad were pretty unhappy about that last case they had off the Strip. His balls were scratched to hell and they had a hell of a time getting him down off that fan. Guess it was a Mississippi Ceiling Dangler gone postal.

Ceiling diarrhea

Noun, Slang: an event where the ceiling of a building bursts and discharges an often brown and gross-smelling fluid. Can cause minimal to absolute intolerable inconveniences and distruptions.

Originates from a nickname of the event at Atlanta airport where a ceiling collapsed anddischarged a brown and wretched smelling fluid in a large burst.
One of my classes had to be cancellee because the lecture hall had ceiling diarrhea
Ceiling diarrhea by ErPhox05 August 7, 2025

Iron Ceiling Dryer

Did you see that Iron Ceiling Dryer.... it’s off the hook.
Iron Ceiling Dryer by Waynesville November 2, 2020

National Ceiling Fries Day 

Today's the day you go up to Nick White and tell him he has sexy ceiling fries.
Anybody: AYE Nick sexy ceiling fries ;)
National Ceiling Fries day can be anyday of the year, just say it whenever