cavemanning 

When a girl is blowing a guy with a big cock, and the guy pulls away and swings his prized manhood back and forth while whipping his chick across her head with his big erect cock...like a caveman does to his woman when he hits her across her head with his big club.

I was cavemanning last night, and my chick saw stars all night long. Lucky she had no black and blue bruises on her forehead or I would be arrested for domestic violence, shit.

cavemanning by king_muscat April 16, 2010

cavemanning 

the way you walk when you are so fucked up that you can't even stand up straight, when there is no more liquor left but you're too fired up to pass out. often results in embarking on a journey to find hoes or burn shit

"Dave, you're not gonna get laid if you keep cavemanning. Stand the fuck up."

"I was so fucked up last night that I was cavemanning around Chiles Base looking for hoes."

Rob: Brendan, why is there a huge hole in the quote board?
Brendan: Dave took my lighter and went cavemanning

cavemanning by shpawk December 5, 2009

Cavemanning 

Talking like a caveman, either because you are in too big of a rush to use articles and conjuctions, or because you're too cool for proper grammar. Either way, it sounds awesome.

"Why no call me?"

"Dropped phone in tub, phone explode, go boom."

"...Cavemanning cool."

Cavemanning by Deliriumishlirium August 5, 2012

Cavemanning 

Telling someone that you're going to treat them like a cave man would treat his woman that he wants to bang.

How a caveman treats his woman he wants to bed: bop her on the head, drag her by the hair, throw her over his shoulder in taking her back to his den, where he will manhandle her and have his way with her.

Him: "I'm was planning on cavemanning you later, if you're lucky..."
Her: "what does that mean?"
Him: "Y'know... I'm going to bop you on the head, drag you by the hair, throw you over my shoulder, take you back to my den, where I can manhandle you and have my way with you."

Her: "I'd be lying if I didn't said I wasn't curious..."

Cavemanning by jack6burton May 30, 2018

Cavemanning 

Sexual intercourse on the ground of any outdoor environment. (Executed best on all fours, stomach or back to cover more dirt on the body).

My girlfriend and I went cavemanning this weekend!

Cavemanning by Flaskboy69 February 25, 2025

Cave Manning 

The act of either dragging or carrying your partner to bed for sex

Dude 1: Hey did you get the chick at the party?

Dude 2: Yeah, i took her back to my place and did some Cave Manning.

Dude 1: Sweet

Cave Manning by brodei November 10, 2009

Cavemaning 

(ˈkeɪvˌmæn ing) - {Verb} - The act of "cavemaning" means to light a cigarette or marijuana cigarette with an already lit cigarette or marijuana cigarette.

Guy 1: "Fuck I only got matches and theres 1 left."
Guy 2: "I'll just caveman it Nigga."
Guy 1: "Good shit, thank god for cavemaning."

Cavemaning by Negrochips April 20, 2011