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A type a Dog-human hybrid with a nice brown coat and horrible eyes, the Caudill is so blind that it has to scoot it's ass across the floor and use the sensations moving across it's crack to judge where it is in an area it is familiar with. When exploring new areas the Caudill tends to guard its crotch as it's overly large balls tend to hit things before the rest of it's body. While the Caudill is a fun loving and kind creature it's remarkably small penis prevents any sort of reproduction. The only way a Caudill is born is when an overly horny Canine get's it in with a desperate women who needs "The D" and can't seem to attract any sort of man who would be willing to give them the said "D"
"What is that thing?" "It's a Caudill duh!"
caudill by NST November 26, 2013
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alex caudill 

Anyone with this name is bound to have an extremely small, microscopic, stinky, willy. Also a buff retarded beaner. I feel bad for anyone named Alex Caudill
Kamy- give me that small noodle of yours
Alex Caudill- it’s not small under a microscope
alex caudill by Assjuice12 February 16, 2018

autumn Caudill 

Chaos wrapped around in beauty. 8 lane distance. Vibrant glowing love explosion radiating flower
autumn Caudill by Freckle November 4, 2023

Jump in the Cadillac

Tommyinnits worst nightmare

This is house

Donation: jump in the Cadillac
Tommy: jump out the Cadillac and jump off a bridge

Cadillac Draw 

The maximum canteen draw allowed per month in prison.
Ex. 1

Prosecutor: What was the amount of money that was sent by a money order here?

Enriquez: $60, about the maximum canteen draw allowed per month, what we call a Cadillac draw.

Rene 'Boxer' Enriquez, USA v. Jaimez, September 12, 2018.

Ex. 2

Lil Smiley: Odelay vato! Just paid a visit to the canteen! I got six soups, five candy bars, four bags of chips, three mints, two packs of gum, and a partridge in a pear tree!

Spider: Damn fool! You pulled a Cadillac Draw! I'll trade you a couple fuck books and a fifi for the candy bars!
Cadillac Draw by FAIMnatic October 23, 2020

Jump in the Cadillac

Tommyinnits famous thing
Fan: "jump in the Cadillac"
Tommy: "die"

jump in the cadillac

Dono/Donation: “Jump in the cadillac girl put some miles on it”

Tommy: AHAHHAHSHSHDJFISN FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

After the dono disappears: OK ANYWAYS