caudill

A type a Dog-human hybrid with a nice brown coat and horrible eyes, the Caudill is so blind that it has to scoot it's ass across the floor and use the sensations moving across it's crack to judge where it is in an area it is familiar with. When exploring new areas the Caudill tends to guard its crotch as it's overly large balls tend to hit things before the rest of it's body. While the Caudill is a fun loving and kind creature it's remarkably small penis prevents any sort of reproduction. The only way a Caudill is born is when an overly horny Canine get's it in with a desperate women who needs "The D" and can't seem to attract any sort of man who would be willing to give them the said "D"

"What is that thing?" "It's a Caudill duh!"

by NST November 26, 2013

alex caudill

Anyone with this name is bound to have an extremely small, microscopic, stinky, willy. Also a buff retarded beaner. I feel bad for anyone named Alex Caudill

Kamy- give me that small noodle of yours
Alex Caudill- it’s not small under a microscope

by Assjuice12 February 16, 2018

autumn Caudill

Chaos wrapped around in beauty. 8 lane distance. Vibrant glowing love explosion radiating flower

Wild autumn Caudill on the loose

Freckle

Orange cat energy

by Freckle November 4, 2023

Jump in the Cadillac

Tommyinnits worst nightmare

This is house

Donation: jump in the Cadillac
Tommy: jump out the Cadillac and jump off a bridge

Jump in the cadillac help

by Quackityisaipadkid July 1, 2021

Cadillac Draw

The maximum canteen draw allowed per month in prison.

Ex. 1

Prosecutor: What was the amount of money that was sent by a money order here?

Enriquez: $60, about the maximum canteen draw allowed per month, what we call a Cadillac draw.

Rene 'Boxer' Enriquez, USA v. Jaimez, September 12, 2018.

Ex. 2

Lil Smiley: Odelay vato! Just paid a visit to the canteen! I got six soups, five candy bars, four bags of chips, three mints, two packs of gum, and a partridge in a pear tree!

Spider: Damn fool! You pulled a Cadillac Draw! I'll trade you a couple fuck books and a fifi for the candy bars!

by FAIMnatic October 23, 2020

Jump in the Cadillac

Tommyinnits famous thing

Fan: "jump in the Cadillac"
Tommy: "die"

by Imasussybaka August 1, 2021

jump in the cadillac

basically Tommys worst nightmare

Dono/Donation: “Jump in the cadillac girl put some miles on it”

Tommy: AHAHHAHSHSHDJFISN FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

After the dono disappears: OK ANYWAYS

by dreamsmp dictionary writer August 9, 2021