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catapulpit 

Refers to a member of the Catholic faith who breaks one or more of the ten commandments in record time (either before or after leaving the Catholic Church).

Examples include:

1. Madonna, entertainer

2. Alberto Cutie, aka "Father Oprah", former priest

3. Kenneth Bianchi, aka "The Hillside Strangler", convicted murderer
Guy 1: Man, did you see on television that Father Oprah scored him a babe?

Guy 2: Yeah! You got to admire him for catapulpitting himself toward such a hot piece of ass!
catapulpit by Loxi July 18, 2009
Related Words

Catatippar 

A hybrid mix between a cat and catapiller
You look like a gorilla

Shut up bro you look like a whole Catatippar
Catatippar by Ahrwvochev December 24, 2023