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casadilla 

Pronounced: Case-Ah-Dill-Ah
Originating from the spanish word for a food, a quesadilla is a flour tortilla folded in half around a savory filling, as of cheese or beans, then fried or toasted. Many middle-americans and Caucasians adopted this way of pronoucing the the word quesadilla (pronounced Kas-Ah-Dee-Ah) through simple ignorance and by having no exposure to any other cultures besides their own. This was one of the most famous words spoken by the white, small town, redneck grandmother in the movie Napoleon Dynamite
From Napoleon Dynamite:
"Grandma there's no food"
"Make yourself a dang casadilla!"
casadilla by Midol Girl July 16, 2008
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casadilla 

this is a rat of a human who makes me take care of her horses and pays me because i’m poor. she also enjoys laughing at me for yeeting myself off my horse
casadilla i need more hoof oil
casadilla by buteralovhes May 31, 2020

casadilla slap 

(verb) an act of one person screaming "CASADILLA SLAP!" right before he throws,at incredible speed, a casadilla right at anothers face.
speaker 1: yeah fool cassadilla slap him

speaker 2: ok hol up.

speaker 1: ok

speaker 2: CASSADILLA SLAP!
casadilla slap by anonymous September 21, 2004

Cacadills 

Explosive and recurring diarrhea as a result of too much food or alcohol
Dan couldn't come out tonight as he's been tied up with a bad case of the cacadills
Cacadills by yopab May 31, 2013

Jump in the Cadillac

Tommyinnits worst nightmare

This is house

Donation: jump in the Cadillac
Tommy: jump out the Cadillac and jump off a bridge

Gone catapillar 

A person has gone catapillar when they seal themselves into cocoon like cover to escape any interaction with the world.
The freshman had gone catapillar in a quilt on the floor to sleep off a wicked hangover.
Gone catapillar by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

Cadillac Draw 

The maximum canteen draw allowed per month in prison.
Ex. 1

Prosecutor: What was the amount of money that was sent by a money order here?

Enriquez: $60, about the maximum canteen draw allowed per month, what we call a Cadillac draw.

Rene 'Boxer' Enriquez, USA v. Jaimez, September 12, 2018.

Ex. 2

Lil Smiley: Odelay vato! Just paid a visit to the canteen! I got six soups, five candy bars, four bags of chips, three mints, two packs of gum, and a partridge in a pear tree!

Spider: Damn fool! You pulled a Cadillac Draw! I'll trade you a couple fuck books and a fifi for the candy bars!
Cadillac Draw by FAIMnatic October 23, 2020