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Cactus Sack 

The prickly feeling you get after the hair has grown in on your scrotum after having shaved recently as the skin tightens up, especially when cold.
"Dude, after getting out of the pool, I ended up with the worst case of cactus sack. I couldn't sit down!"
Cactus Sack by Lingly September 8, 2014

Cactus Sack 

when the hair on your nuts resembles
the prickly needles of a cactus, as a
result of going extended lengths of
time between shaving.
i need to shave, i've got some
major cactus sack going on.
Cactus Sack by BLACKFRANK October 22, 2008

cactus sack 

1.) The act having sex with a cactus, usually in a desert in Arizona. When the male party is about to climax, he forcibly shoves his testicles against the cactus' most sharp needles. As he ejaculates onto the cactus, he then removes his testicles.

2.) Someone who performs this act.

3.) A red penguin with large nipples.
1.) I'm so horny, I could do the cactus sack.

2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.

3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?
cactus sack by Upgraded Toast September 19, 2013

CactusJack

CactusJack is Cosmicblast's Ultimate form. When Cosmicblast harnesses the power of Jake from Iready's drip, they fuse and become CactusJack.
Ayo! CactusJack sent me!
CactusJack by Gol. D. Roger March 10, 2021