cackpipe cosmonaut 

A slang, light-hearted term for a homosexual.

'Terry's gay, y'know...'
'Get out! How do you know?'
'I shagged him.'
'Get out!'
'Honest, dolly. He's 100% cackpipe cosmonaut.'

cackpipe cosmonaut by rxnxr October 17, 2009

cackpipe cosmonaut 

A cackpipe cosmonaut is one who prefers to dock in the rear loading bay.

dale winton = cackpipe cosmonaut

cackpipe cosmonaut by no foreskin physicist April 16, 2010

cack pipe cosmonaut

Homosexual
He who prefers rusty to busty.

Have you seen that gentleman? He looks like a right cack pipe cosmonaut.

cack pipe cosmonaut by Anonymous February 24, 2003

Cockpipe Cosmonaut

Quite possibly the most ridiculous term for a homosexual men. This is usually said either by people with the maturity of a fifth grader or openly gay men joking about their sexuality.

Idiot #1 "Duhuhuh Richard is a cockpipe cosmonaut"
Richard "Congratulations you now have the observational skills of a 2nd grader, and half the maturity you retard."

Cockpipe Cosmonaut by Khrisiah June 9, 2010

cockpipe cosmonaught 

This is somebody whop feels it necessary to take the back door. A bush dodger a gay a fence fole or gos!

"That batty boy is such a cockpipe cosmonaught!"

cockpipe cosmonaught by FJ April 20, 2005