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Brortmanteau 

Any "bro-d" word, such as "broseph," "Kurt Brobain," "broletariat," or "broseidon." Noteworthy that the word "brortmanteau" is a brortmanteau of "portmanteau" itself. Don't think about it too hard. The ability to create catchy brortmanteaus is a hallmark of a true bro, and doing so will make all the members of his brosse green with envy. Good brortmanteaus are the centerpiece of any brocabulary, and whenever you hear one, you should assimilate it into your own personal ever-evolving bromenclature.
'70s-obsessed bro 1: Dude, I'ma go grab some brocaine and listen me a little bit of Houses of the Broly. You in?

'70s-obsessed bro 2: Hell yeah. Brobert Plant's voice is hella cash on that album, particularly in The Brocean. Count me in.

Random bro nearby: Those were some hella mad brortmanteaus you guys were throwing around. Mind if I join?
Brortmanteau by sum lanj? May 10, 2009

Bromantique 

Adjectif. Comportement, attitude, affection ou activité qui se manifeste dans le cadre d'une relation amicale de bromance entre deux amis masculins hétérosexuels.
Tom a réservé une place à Lucas dans la classe et quand il l'a vu arriver, il s'est levé debout et les deux ont partagé un câlin. C'était très bromantique.
Bromantique by PaulMulcair1 November 9, 2016

brotmanteau 

A special type of a portmanteau that lends itself to the use of the term "bro" as one of it's components. Usually only used for comedic effect.
How does one use a brotmanteau?
Dude, you totally just got browned (bro+owned).
My brodar (bro+radar) just went off. What's wrong?
Let me borrow your bronoculars (bro+binoculars).
I just read this great book. You should really read it. It's called "Madame Brovary" (bro+Bovary) by Gustave Flaubro (bro+Flaubert).

Bromandeau 

A word formed by adding the prefix "bro".
That bromance was brotastic.

"Brotacular bromandeau, bro!"
Bromandeau by Bfod January 9, 2012

Bromantium

Strongest known bro to man. Also known as semen.
Whip out the bromantium for her bra.
Bromantium by BromanderInChief89 September 24, 2022

Bromanceturbation

When 2 best friends agree to or agree that they have already thought of one another while masturbating. This does not make you gay.

Women are not left out of this. For women this is Hoemanceturbation
I knew me and Nick were close but I hadn’t realized we engaged in bromanceturbation until we had a very in depth conversation today.
Bromanceturbation by Jay5722ME January 23, 2026