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shoving breadsticks into my purse

A meme that takes place on a fictional date in Olive Garden. The first person asks a question about something they enjoy. The date responds with something they find problematic, bad, unfortunate, and the date immediately begins shoving breadsticks into their purse and says they have to go home. Can also be told with the person asking what astrology sign they are, and the response is Gemini. Gemini is said to be a problematic sign on dates and therefore begins shoving breadsticks into their purse.
Me: What astrology sign are you?
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.

Cancel the Breadsticks 

Phrase originated in Phoenix, Arizona. This saying applies when one has decided to pursue a course of action that differs from what was previously planned. It also applies when changing the subject of a conversation that has either been interrupted by someone whom you don't want included in the conversation or that has become uninteresting to one of the parties.
- "Yo, that girl Shelly is crazy... did you hear what went on between her and Mark?

- "Nah man let's hear it."

- "It's crazy man, over the weekend..."

<One member of the conversation sees Shelly approaching>

- "Whoa. Cancel the breadsticks on that one."

breadsticks 

Commonly know as heaven, the best thing that humans have ever created/consumed. When eaten, humans usually undergo a stage of lightheadedness because the flavor will take over your body and eaten for the lolz
Beth just ate a breadstick, mitch is very jealous

beth and mitch ate a breadsticks and the world became jelous

Salad and Breadsticks 

When two gay dudes 69 each other, and the 69 consists of both licking each others assholes (salad), and choking on each others dicks (breadsticks). This is one of the most gayest acts.
Dude, I walked into my house last night and there is Jeff and Beardy, giving each other the ol' salad and breadsticks right on the fucking dining room table. I puked everywhere.

Olive Garden Breadsticks 

They're the national food of the small country in the south brazil called Candad.
BadBoy: WHY DID THEY REMOVE OLIVE GARDEN BREADSTICKS
Skepey: I AGREE THEY LOOK SO TASTY

breadsticks 

really skinny arms, arms that appear weak and easily breakable like breadsticks, could crunch under a five pound dumbell
eww gross look at the fuckin breadsticks on Paris Hilton
breadsticks by manny August 8, 2004