brail dick

a man with genital warts

Sheri was mortified to find out that Glen had brail dick.

brail dick by rebuff July 20, 2014

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brain dick

When she gets so much dick it pokes her in the brain.

In conversation:
"Why are her eyes like that?"
"I gave Martha that brain dick and she hasn't been able to see straight since. "

brain dick by jaxonsshittercrew August 18, 2019

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Brain-dick

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When your lack all motivation you couldn't give a fuck even if you wanted to. it feels like there is a dick instead of your brain in your head and its erect causes your head to go numb. Also you have the urge to question the meaning of everything.

I ve brain-dick. I need to write 5 essays for tomorrow I also have 2 exams and I start not to give a fuck.

Brain-dick by Pipszipopsziopszopopolisz December 11, 2017

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Dick brain

When you just gotten the good dick and you can’t think straight cuz you got dick on the brain.

OMG Arthur, I am so dumb today, I have major baby brain!

Shut up Alessandra! I have crippling dick brain! I got DP’d last night and have semen where my cerebrospinal fluid should be.

Dick brain by Pliant member August 10, 2019