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bouquet of humanity 

The Prosecution's term for the multiple ethnicities and ages of the people who witnessed the death of George Floyd.
Not only were there multiple bystanders of different races and ages, a bouquet of humanity, but they were all strangers with nothing in common!
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bouzu Bouquet Botzu Bouque bouzin Bouzouki Bouzy Bozu Buzum Bluzu

albanian bouquet

A verision of a pimp slap, named as such because the motion resembles the presenting of a bouquet of flowers, with the motion starting around the ear and the back of the hand coming down on the target, preferably a broad that won't shut up.
If Lisa doesn't shut her piehole, she's going to get the Albanian Bouquet.
albanian bouquet by Bokolis October 7, 2012

bouquney 

what comes up when you type "courtney" into t-9 word on a cell phone.
bouquney by bouquney December 21, 2010
The combination of several bouquets into one. A process of removing the dying flowers and bringing together the healthy flowers for a new, remixed bouquet. Bouquerets are typically large and elegant. Will class up any joint!

Pronunciation: Boo-ka-ray
"Wow! Mom, you made such a lovely bouqueret! It makes our house look so sophisticated" - Favorite Daughter

Poor Man's Bouquet 

-noun

1. The act of a man scooping up his penis and testicles from beneath with his hand into something vaguely resembling a fleshy bouquet of flowers. Best accomplished after a long, hot shower for maximum effect.

2. Also known as the "PMB."
1. "It was Valentine's Day and Bruce was a little low on cash; wisely he opted out of buying some cheesy flowers. Bruce knocked on his girlfriends door and presented her with a magnificent Poor Man's Bouquet."

2. "Look at that hot chick across the bar... I'm thinking about taking her back to my place and showing her the PMB."

Bouzigue 

Ambiguous name, of unknown source, used to express a feeling of happiness, what- the-fuck-ness or just, I-don't-know-what-I'm-saying-ness. Bouzigue is the kind of word you shout without having any idea of what it means and why you're saying it, but, it just resonates so well.
In the middle of a conversation:
"BOUZIGUEEE"

"What am I doing with my life?!!"
"BOUZIGUEEE"

"Let's go shopping!"
"BOUZIGUEEEE!"
Bouzigue by tash29 November 10, 2012