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boner bender 

Billy: "You know I go crazy for gumballs man. Well, last easter, I found this egg-shaped piece of candy. I was pretty sure it was a gumball. When I bit into it, though, it was one of those fucking repulsive malt balls! My quaff was so loud that my neighbor called the cops. Those bastards at the malt ball factory always pull that shit."

Darrel: "Talk about a boner bender man. Let's go buy some gumballs"
boner bender by bjergen May 24, 2007

boner bender 

Bob took viagra and went on a boner bender with Sally, Janet, Brian and Brenda.
boner bender by WCMC in Cincinnati September 2, 2016

Binger Bonger 

Binger Bonger is an insult to tell someone if they are really fucking retarded
P1:Hey, where is bob.
P2:ohh yeah bob forgot
P1:come on, bob a fucking binger bonger
Binger Bonger by NGoober February 16, 2023
slang for 'carabiner,' which is a piece of hardware used in rock climbing for clipping ropes, harnesses, webbing, etc.
*note* many people who climb in gyms buy carabiners that aren't real, and are stamped with the words "do not use for climbing, you will die." they then proceed to flaunt copious amounts of these keychains on backpacks, purses, water bottles, etc. while calling it a biner cos they think it sounds cool. they will often pronounce it "bine-er" due to being incompetent fools.
dude, i need a biner if i'm gonna belay you.
ooh, look at my biner! i climb at the ymca. i don't know what limestone is.
biner by rock nut September 5, 2003
a word used to denote a small erect penis, used in a cute or whimsical fashion (smaller version of "boner")
Aww, Taylor has a biner, how cute!!
biner by AJ Grape Drank Jackson December 5, 2009
One day, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber were sitting in Justin's room and Miley sat on his Lap. Justin tried to say he got a boner but he just failed and said the word bonder. So naturally, Miley Cyrus commented on that. And here we are today. Bonder is now on wikipedia ad could soon be a word used around the world.
Bonder is a boner
Bonder by LeJiizz September 23, 2013