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Post Baby Body Disorder 

Post Baby Body Disorder, or what is more commonly known as PBBD, is what occurs when a hottie gets prego and doesn't hit the gym after birth.
"Dang man, what happened to Melissa?"

"I think she has Post Baby Body Disorder. Her son is like 2 years old and she still looks prego".
Post Baby Body Disorder by DLishD October 29, 2010

baby body armor 

The act of duct taping life-like baby dolls to your body to serve as armor.

Note: Works best with female midget baby dolls as there are smaller "holes" in the armor.
Joe: I have to go back for a second tour in Iraq. I hope the government has given us a fresh supply of baby body armor.
baby body armor by fatassblackboy October 10, 2006

Body Slammed Baby Back Bitch

When you run your mouth all the time, spread fake information with no credible sources, and are body slammed for it.
My friend went to a BBQ he wasn't invited to refused to leave because he's a lying lunatic. He was thrown out like a Body Slammed Baby Back Bitch!