bloopfy 

Noun: an awesome teenager who tweets, pins, blogs, and updates their status all the time. They like to socialize before anything else. Their signature item is an iPhone/Droid or other phone with multiple ways of reaching social networks in an instant. A more refined, younger version of a hipster.

That girl is a bloopfy, she has over 2,000 followers on Twitter, 3,000 Facebook friends, and writes a new entry on Tumblr every night.

He's a bloopfy, he has way too many followers on Pinterest to be anything else.

bloopfy by nike_brolife October 11, 2012

bloopyaya 

Nonsense word “created” by an illiterate idiot after their cultural appropriation of booyaka didn’t succeed in making them look cool

I have no friends because I’m an annoying, codependent, narcissistic dolt begging for attention. But I’m still better than you. #bloopyaya

bloopyaya by NotWhoYouThinkIAm67891 November 27, 2022

blaffy blooffy 

1. An interjection. Expresses frustration, excitement, or surprise.

2. A noun. Describes objects or processes which take too long or too much technical knowledge to describe - often under circumstances warranting the phrase as an interjection.

Use 1. a) Where the heck did you put my keys? Blaffy blooffy!
b) Blaffy blooffy! You scared me, Elsa!
c) I had no idea you would be here! Blaffy Blooffy!

Use 2. a) I went down to the blaffy blooffy to get my taxes done.
b) Jeremy carefully pried the blaffy blooffy from the barbed wire
entanglement and rescued what remained of it.
c) If your blaffy blooffy isn't finished soon, I swear I'll kill you.
d) Come on man. Blaffy blooffy can't be that hard to read; i read 25
pages of it in the bathtub this morning.

blaffy blooffy by Vinny T Little C April 11, 2008

bloopy 

weed and tobacco packed together into a bowl for smoking purposes. commonly known as a molar.

im baked...fuckin bloopys.

bloopy by killa in muhgilla December 8, 2009

Bloofy 

Sleepy, particularly in a cosy, dreamy way.
Variations
Bloof (verb)- to sleep
Bloofing (verb)- sleeping
Bloofily (adv) - done in a sleepy way

I feel very bloofy today and want to go to bed.

Bloofy by Nature Spirit June 5, 2008

Bloopy 

When you are really happy and you dont have a reason for it, you just feel like shouting happily;

looking at it rain outside my window makes me feel bloopy...

Bloopy by sleepy_head July 8, 2012

bloopty 

An old, beat up blue car combining the words Hoopty and blue.

Look at that piece of crap blue car. A bloopty!

bloopty by Slumlord414 July 7, 2019