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black haven

crunkest blackest palce in MEMPHIS. high school were every black nigga in MEMPHIS goes. also my hood.........
chelsy:wht high school u goin 2 breon and mark
breon and mark:black haven baby
julian:man dat schl week im goin 2 overton
(breon,mark,ariel,and chelsy chase julian down de hallway.)
black haven by chelsy1289 April 13, 2008

I Have Black Friends 

The greatest excuse that racists use to try to make it look like they're not racist.

Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.
Person 1: Yeah, niggers are always stealing things and killing each other. Fuck those niggers!

Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you?

Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this.

Person 2: I don't think it works that way.

I have black friends 

How you know if a white person is racist or not
Ignorant black person: That was racist.

White person: It's ok, I have black friends.

Ignorant black person: My mistake. I didn't know.

I Have Black Friends 

To be in the know, well-connected, or have access to criminal networks.

Can be interepreted as a threat, but more usually a point of pride.
This city is so tame and theres cops everywhere, I don't know what I'm going to do for bud. I'm on my last eigth - fuck!

Dont worry bro, I have black friends.
I Have Black Friends by JO Jocelyn September 16, 2010

Baa baa black sheep have you any wool 

baa baa black sheep have you any wool
baa baa black sheep have you any wool

have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers 

"Have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers" is a phrase used when something is being handed to somebody for free or when you recieve something you haven't earned. For example a toy in Happy Meal.
Yes, I bought this car. I won a lottery yesterday so I got myself a black belt under the Nogueira brothers. (have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers)