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Biblically Accurate Angel

A terrifying being sent from god to give humans orders. They typically looks like wheels within wheels spinning around each other with many eyes. Sometimes they are even flaming. The cherubim look like a thing with the head of a man, a ox, a eagle. And a lion. They fly with two wings and have two wings covering their body. They have the feet shaped like a cow’s hooves. Angels are specifically designed to look like that to scare off demons. They typically say “be not afraid” because of their appearance. Angels serve god.
Carol: “Oh wow! Susan, your child looks like a biblically accurate angel!”

Susan: “thanks! :p

The child: 👁 👁👁👁👁

👁👁👁👄👁👁👁

👁👁👁👁👁👁

Biblically accurate among us 

Jeff: Do you know what biblically accurate among us looks like
Jeremny: excuse me, what the fuck

Biblically Incorrect 

Someone or something that is not Biblically accurate.
Disregarding or unconcerned with Biblical correctness.

Also; Biblical Incorrectness / Biblical Incorrectiveness
Renderings of Jesus with long hair may be Biblically Incorrect.

biblically correct 

Being correct about Controversial topics following the bibles point of view
miss California is biblically correct about gay marriage
biblically correct by Mr. Sach April 26, 2009

Biblically accurate 

Anything with a strange, weird, terrifying, or generally unusual physical appearance. Clipping of "biblically accurate angel".
I forgot the word for "cancerous tumor", so I called it a "biblically accurate growth".

Biblically speaking

References sexuality.

Originally employed to describe words or phrases that morphed (from their common use as symbols representing sex acts) to become more diversely applicable.

The original common use of the terms can be found in older translations of the Bible; hence, the slang.
"know" employed sexually in the Bible: (Gen 4:1; Matt. 1:25)

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Bill: I was 'with' Susie last night...

John: Biblically speaking?!