better tim 

Better Tim is a clone of Tim, made by the cloning device Tim built in the future, which was accessed through the time machine Better Tim built. And he's better than Tim. In pretty much every way.

-Hey who's that?
That's Better Tim
-Better?
Yeah better
--In pretty much every way
Totally, PLUM ME
--'bleurg"

better tim by Better Tim November 27, 2013

Better Loch Ness Time 

The Scottish version of "Better luck next time"

Thought up by Nadia Meinertz

Oh you didn't die from playing on your stupid sack trompet while matching around in slut-uniforms? Better Loch Ness time, then

Better Loch Ness Time by OpelKadetja+KajBajer October 21, 2022

better luck last time! 

Said to somebody who has been beaten/pwned/-o'd so badly that they will never recover.

HA!! You just got p'wnd! BETTER LUCK LAST TIME!!

better luck last time! by Dr. Bomb December 11, 2010

Peanut Butter Time

The period of time when one is past the tired stage and is now very quirky/loopy/queer. Strange/silly activities may take place during this period including but not limited to singing about beavers, eating peanut butter by the spoonful, and making whale noises while listening to peaceful instrumentals. Now on occasion this period of time can turn negative when the one experiencing the delusions is upset and/or uncomfortable with someone or something. When this is the case there may be hazards and said person may be found spitting words with venomous tone, shutting the power off in the house, and/or sharpening knives. No one has ever been hurt by someone in this state but many have been engulfed in fear. Usually the person falls asleep after time. But when the person awakes they do not remember the occurences.

Anna- Go to SLEEP!
Sean- (While strumming guitar) MAMA! Why am I a beaver!
Anna- I swear if you don't go to bed....
Roger- Just ignore him, he is experiencing Peanut Butter Time...
Anna- Where did he go?
Roger- Lock the door...

Peanut Butter Time by gooseberrysupreme June 18, 2011

Peanut Butter Time

The act of laying on a recliner with your legs spread wide apart. Then dig your hand into a container of peanut butter. Spread that handful all over your scotum covering the entire base. It is also a good idea to put some on the tip of your dick. Then call your dag and or cat in and let them lick it off your scrotum.

Joao grabbed the Jiff peanut butter and loudly proclaimed so his dog could hear "Its peanut butter time."

Peanut Butter Time by phillip39 April 14, 2010

peanut butter jelly time 

Peanut Butter Jelly Time originated with a flash animation that showed a Banana dancing wildy about the screen rapping the following lyrics: "Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly Time(repeats several times), Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat, Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat."

Use it in moments of extreme silliness, Like when class starts or something.

peanut butter jelly time by JokerDoom March 21, 2004

Peanut butter doggy time 

When a girl puts peanut butter all over her vagina, and lets her dog into her room. Her dog then licks her vagina until all the peanut butter is gone. The woman will get sexually pleasured. This is just like a man eating a woman out, so the woman has a high chance of an orgasm.

Sally: Want to come over tonight so we can eat each other out?

Carley: I can't my mom already caught me watching lesbian porn, so now I'm grounded. Maybe next week!

Sally: Seriously, now I have to peanut butter doggy time.

Peanut butter doggy time by Bobby Joee. June 12, 2012