bernbarting 

Being as wrong as it is possible to be, especially when done with an air of superiority, i.e. when it is least plausible and most embarrassing.

Often associated with basic spelling mistakes.

That RussellM, he was stinking up the whole comment thread with his constant bernbarting.

bernbarting by ScuzzaMan May 14, 2010

St. Bernarding 

When two people are making out and come apart for air and their sticky slimy slobber stays stuck together and they suck it right back in after getting air.

Someone needs to throw ice on the two St. Bernarding over there. Ewww gross did you see them suck their slobber back in?

St. Bernarding by The Pineapple Gang February 5, 2019

Bernarding it

When you wear your hair parted down the middle and you look like a french man named Bernard.

Tracy, you are definitely "Bernarding it" right now, put your part to the side!

Bernarding it by Catwoman28 November 30, 2010

WoW-bernating 

When a new expansion of World of Warcraft comes out and the WoW nerds get it and disappear for a week.

Danny: Hey where's Patrick I haven't seen him in like a week?

Jeremy: Yah, Cataclysm came out so he's WoW-bernating.

WoW-bernating by Teapain December 12, 2010

Cry-bernating 

When upset you cry and seclude yourself from everyone around you.

Dude shes just a girl, no need to be Cry-bernating

Cry-bernating by omgtoast332 August 15, 2011