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cock bend 

when you're porking your girlfriend and she is riding you and then suddenly your cock slips out and she accidently bounces on it and bends it in half...painful
oh yes baby, ride my fucking cock...harder...oh fuck me, COCK BEND!!!!
cock bend by metzz October 7, 2003

bends my cock 

When a person or act is found to be so annoying that it actually creates feelings of anger and pain, almost as if someone is bending your cock.
It bends my cock
bends my cock by Airborne Les October 7, 2009

Beddy Cocker 

A chick who is always ready to go to bed for cock!
Pamela Anderson and Angolina Jolie, now there's two prime examples of Beddy Cocker.
Beddy Cocker by Sharon Stone June 30, 2006

Fort Bend Strawberry Cocktail 

Fucking a girl on her period, nutting into her vagina, and drinking the mixture of semen and period blood.
"Hey man I'm going to my girls house, you want anything to drink?" "Yeah make me a Fort Bend Strawberry Cocktail."

Bundycock 

An extremely curved pathetic excuse for a human penis, which resembles a boomerang.
Girl says: I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Guy says: LOL OKAY ILL SEND YOU A PICTURE OF MY COCK!

Girl says: LOL BUNDYCOCK!!!!
Bundycock by Fryz0r December 14, 2008

Bundycock 

An extremely curved pathetic excuse for a human penis, which resembles a boomerang.
That thing is so curved...it must be a bundycock!
Bundycock by Syntheticgeek March 3, 2007