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beastington 

a beastington is a human being with beast like habits. he enjoys the simple things in life like sleep, food, sex and having the dead skin on his feet removed by others. you will find a beastington in raves or chicken shops or sleeping on the floor behind the tv stand. he likes to be addressed as 'sir beastingon' to hide the fact that he is more animal than human but will respond to beastie by meeeowing. a beast is for life, not just for christmas
sir beastington is masturbating whilst watching QVC...
beastington by reverend bazza October 29, 2011
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Boatington bumps 

Random inflammatory bumps on the body caused by a bullshit vaccine injection
Those boatington bumps all over your arms and legs after covid vaxxine injection must be caused by "anxiety" just like the small fiber neuropathy and microvascular inflammation in your brain

bettington 

A declaration or clarification that solidifies a bet that is made
Miawuey: you tryna hang out?
Bill: I don’t trust you , you always bail!
Ahmad Jackson: I put it on BETTINGTON!
Miawuey: well that’s a bet you can’t go back from.
bettington by MIAWUEY May 28, 2019

Beastinator 

The act of achieving success in a situation where it is virtually impossible to excel, such as finding out who the 70's man on every Incubus album cover is.
"Hey, you know Alex? That beastinator just keeps making up sick nasty bass lines, I've heard them when i was walking by the DiMaio estate the other day.
Beastinator by vivalasita December 19, 2008

bashington 

Town where every (mostly but not exclusively) male inhabitant participates in onanism in a similar manner to which born-again Christians pray, ie. fervently and as often as humanly possible.
We knocked on John's bedroom door and he pretended he was asleep before unlocking and letting us in. The white tissues lying about the place and still-warm laptop however suggested to us that he was thinking of moving to Bashington.
bashington by yehyeh#1 November 15, 2013

Beamington 

mispronounciation of, "Binghamton" (a city in upstate New York), made by individuals who have recently been lobotomized (see also "Bimmington")
The Ross Park Zoo in Beamington is my most favorite place in the whole wide world.
Beamington by marv3000 May 8, 2021

Mr. Bearington 

A great name to give a plushie, usually one dipected as a bear.
Other similar names are Mr. Snailington (often used for snails) Mr. Quackington (for ducks) and other similar puns for names.
"Mr. Bearington is the fluffiest stuffie ever."