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Bear-Blasting

Bear-Blasting! Because you'll be too energetic for normal sports!
Bear-Blasting by Auugghhh December 27, 2007
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Bear-Blasting

After consuming powerthirst(see crystal meth)the sport you'll invent because you're TOO ENERGETIC FOR NORMAL SPORTS!!!! Usually seen as shooting multi colored bear heads from your crotch. Similar to humpcatting
Bear-Blasting!The sport you'll invent because you're too energetic for normal sports!!!
Bear-Blasting by alexfred693 November 13, 2011

Bear-Blasting

When two fat gay guys rub their hairy bellies together.
When I went to the basement I caught Gary and Chris Bear-Blasting!
Bear-Blasting by BigTIceman March 22, 2022

Bear Blasting 

The act of grabbing someone's hips and then then pushing your head into their chest, causing them usually to collapse backwards. Also makes it very difficult for the other person to breath.

Originally used on the film Powerthirst as an extreme sport involving shooting bear heads out of your crotch.
Person 1: Dude your chest is all bruised!
Person 2: I know, I got Bear Blasted.
Person 1: Haha, Bear Blasting is funny
Bear Blasting by Cracka Jak December 15, 2007