band up 

To get more money than you have , to not be broke , to boss your life up

Stop worrying about me and band up . Your broke asf band up boy .

band up by Lonzoree1 July 6, 2016

break up band 

A band whose music mainly consists of break up songs. They’re great to listen to during and just after a breakup to help move on and minimise the pain.

“Yeah, we broke up last night”
“Oh I’m sorry gurl, you listening to Hey Violet?”
“Is that a band?”
“Yeah, best break up band going”

break up band by justcameheretowriteonedefiniti July 13, 2018

Tuning up the band

Whacking off.

Q: Why does that chode have both hands under the table?

A: Looks like he is tuning up the band.

Tuning up the band by Niffer Man December 18, 2011

Strike up the Band 

Adjective for get crunk, get pumped, get excited, etc.

Soccer game today guys Strike up the Band!!!

Strike up the Band by Mitch P. January 23, 2007

Strike up the band 

To swing your middle fingers as if you were a conductor orchestrating a band. More elaborate and eccentric way of giving someone the finger.

"Tye was a dick yesterday. Time to strike up the band when I see him next."

"If the teacher pisses you off just strike up the band and leave."

Strike up the band by SLAYERLAD April 16, 2015

Band-aid Break-up 

The broads and blokes who perfected this art are notorious for breaking up with you so fast, you don't even know what happened...like the ripping off of a band-aid. This no-nonsense approach stings everytime, but it sure beats dancing around the issue for a few days.

You thought you were going to enjoy a lovely afternoon of sushi and sailing. Wrong. Before you can pull the chopsticks out, you realize your eyes are brimming with tears and then you hear, "Check please."

Your Friend: Hey, why are you back so early? Weren't you supposed to go out for putt-putt golf and a movie?

You: Umm, that's what I thought. Instead, it was a band-aid break-up. Right before the 4th hole, she just spun around and told me she doesn't see a future for us.

Your Friend: Ouch. Wanna do some shots?

Band-aid Break-up by R. Rhys January 2, 2010

Strike up the band 

I constantly thank God for Esteban lyrics

Strike up the band: I constantly thank God for Esteban
Just stay where I can see you douse the lights…!
We sure are in for a show tonight.!

Strike up the band by numberedtables April 23, 2022