baconaid 

It means any thing with bacon added to it.

Baconaided coffee, baconaided underwear
ect.....

baconaid by Mara Lee November 5, 2003

Baconaise 

The act of "Pre-Gaming" the male member by masturbating with the aid of cold bacon grease. Once the male is close to climax, the second party being either a female or male Bacon Lover then "Finishes Off" the primary male orally, recieving the benefit of both bacon grease and ejaculate.

"Sally owed me after that Chick Flick marathon. So I fed her the Baconaise."

Baconaise by TheReverundDo0D March 1, 2014

baconaisse 

A questionable condiment that gained popularity after recieving the rare "Jon Stewart Bump" when he ate a sausage wrapped pancake on a stick dipped in baconaisse and proclaimed, "Its like my tongue just took a shit in my mouth!"
If this bacon-mayonaise hybrid seems like a heart attack in a jar, then there is Baconaisse Lite for the health nuts out there.

Charlie: This sausage wrapped in pancake on a stick is too dry and nutritious to eat for breakfast.
Mother: Then dip it in some Baconaisse sweetie!

baconaisse by kelsey4real September 5, 2011

baconaids

Swine Flu

That guys got a bad case of Baconaids!

baconaids by AnTi_mTtr April 27, 2009

baconaise 

baconaise is a tiktok creator, they make content that surrounds their life. if you couldn’t tell their pronouns are they/them. They are the best mutual you could ask for. Baconaise we all love you and we always will. <3

baconaise has very little hair.

baconaise by [REDACTED223] April 19, 2021