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Assetto Corsa 

A respectable racing simulation game created by the company Kunos Simulazioni, released on December 19th of the year 2014. The game has 178 different vehicles to choose from (a good chunk of them are paid DLC) and it is possible to mod the game to add more, though a lot of mods are of poor quality from personal experience. The game has 19 reasonably detailed tracks with no default rainy or snowy weather conditions or day/night cycle, so one may prefer another simulation for this reason. Again, it is possible to mod the game to add more tracks.

As for realism, Assetto Corsa is reasonably accurate; most of the people that pick on it for ridiculous understeer have no idea what they're doing and can't enter a corner to save their god damn life (or don't know how to set up their car correctly. Like, seriously guys; default setups in any game usually favor understeer. This is common knowledge. Change your setup if you want more oversteer, damnit!). The game also has quite good graphics for its time, and you should be fine running it on medium to high settings with an RX 560 or better. The sound design is tolerable, perhaps a little mediocre.
Me, to a friend: Hey, have you heard of this game called Assetto Corsa? You might like it, I know you're into sim-racing.
Friend: Oh, thanks! I've heard of it but never tried it. I think I'll install it today.
Assetto Corsa by Abyss the Hybrid January 13, 2021

Assentator

Assentator: 1)A would be flatterer. 2) An idiot that thinks yes is always the answer. 3)An individual that portrays him/herself as the reason for being.
Hey Sleuth, did ya see what JJ is doing to Aunt Fray? Yeah, that assentator is just after the inheritance. Yeah you're right Sleuth, That's why it's a good thing we're spending her money now!
Assentator by MavrickSauls July 9, 2010

Toxic Assetto Corsa Modders 

Claiming someone was leaking cars without proof it was them. Bully's others for their work and shit talks everyone who isn't a pro 3d modeler. Harasses others with no punishment.
Toxic Assetto Corsa Modders: literally dont asociate yourself with modder 1 modder 2 and whatever the third fucks name is, modder 2 leaks stuff, and modder 1 and the other guy are just plain retards

Asserator 

Device placed on a boat for the Rear Admiral's pleasure
When all the fish died in the livewell the Captain removed the Asserator from the livewell and stimulated his anus with it.
Asserator by Chris B******** March 14, 2007

Assetto Corsa 

A driving (understeer) simulator with terrible physics in which you rage in pretty often. The hometown of weebs driving Touge tracks from the anime Initial D.
- Hey man you wanna play Assetto Corsa?
- Assetto Corsa? Do I look homosexual?
- 豆腐 豆腐 豆腐 豆腐 !
Assetto Corsa by Victory356 March 24, 2020
One who indiscriminately tears the shit out of ass. A hardcore as fucker who leaves no anus unharmed and undamaged. One whose hard cock destroys the anal region of people or animals.
Shit, Hurmberto fucked Jill and he brother in the ass with his anal billy club. Yes Huggie, he is a hard cock assenator.
assenator by Ball Cleaner May 9, 2014