ass peddler 

a person who sells his or herself sexually

Did you see the new ass peddler down on Broadway?

ass peddler by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

peddle my ass 

the anguish of the job seach, the processing, cup peeing, sweet talking and pumping up of self as the potential new jesus

i've got to get out there and peddle my ass, my money trees all died in that killer freeze!!

peddle my ass by michael foolsley December 11, 2009