ass gastket

The fuzzy carpet cover for the lid of you toilet

Dude the other day when i was high all i remember is lughing so hard about the word ass gastket

ass gastket by Shawntay May 9, 2006

ass gasket 

N. The toilet seat covers commonly found in public restrooms.

Ken left the stall with the ass gasket hanging out of his pants.

ass gasket by Time Waster November 13, 2002

Ass Gaskets 

The razor-thin, paper toilet seat covers dispensed in public restrooms with the sole intention of deluding the user's basic hygienic standards, enabling him or her to “take up throne” in a creepy bathroom stall.

"I had to crap so bad that I covered my mouth and nose, waded through what looked like bile on the gas stations bathroom floor, kicked open the stall door, pulled out one of those ass gaskets from the dispenser, and calmly sat upon the fidgeting toilet seat."

Ass Gaskets by Mister Williams October 1, 2008

Ass gasket cling-on 

Papery material that sticks to your genitalia during defecation in a public restroom when using a toilet seat cover.

Ahh man I didn’t realize I got ass gasket cling-on’s all over my knob from that quick trip shit I took earlier.

Ass gasket cling-on by That island guy April 16, 2021

paper ass gasket 

paper barrier used in public restrooms when you sit to take a poop

where are the paper ass gaskets at?

paper ass gasket by jessie calderon October 26, 2003

ass gasket 

paper toilet seat protectors found in a dispenser usually on the wall

i was afraid to catch something from the toilet seat 'cuz they were out of ass gaskets

ass gasket by alascar August 19, 2010

Ass Gasket 

Noun.
History: Believed to be a Gallagher-ism (American comic of 1980s & 1990s known mostly for pulverizing melons w/a huge slegehammer in his shows).
Definition: Those wisp-thin, slightly waxy paper toilet seat covers offered in public toilets to protect one's bodunkadunk from coming in contact with someone else's funk.

When using the toilet at the Port Authority Bus Terminal, always put an ass gasket down before you cop a squat.

Ass Gasket by Maven April 15, 2004