ass flush 

A real douche face

That guy is a total ass flush.

ass flush by Chuck bass March 13, 2014

Flat ASS Flasher 

An old man,well past any sex appeal(if he even had any) Who insists on bending over -REAL Obvious to show his sad flat butt cheeks in khakis or other tight pants,at any given opportunity.Usually does this display where women(or men)will be seeing this

damn,my boss keeps bending over every time i am near,He's a flat ass flasher

Flat ASS Flasher by hot Ethel July 1, 2011

Ass-Gusher Frequent-Flusher 

When someone is known to take massive shits and clog toilets. They have to flush each individual turd as it comes out to keep the toilet from clogging.

"Brian is an ass-gusher frequent-flusher"

Ass-Gusher Frequent-Flusher by S.E.Mc-D February 17, 2009