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Ass-Basking 

To voluntarily hangout in the bathroom, savoring the stank, after one relieves themselves.
I just took a dump and he ran in there and started ass-basking.
Ass-Basking by MorrisStreet May 24, 2012

ass baking

"Hey John, that was some quality ass baking last night. What's your recipe?"
ass baking by MoarKrabs January 11, 2017

Butt bashing ass pirate 

the captain of the ass shaped ship who is very into butt bashing anal sex.
that butt bashing ass pirate captain got me last night

baking ass 

bake some ass, baking ass, to be very much under the influence of marijuana.
I am totally baking ass right now.
Wanna bake some ass after work today?
baking ass by zlistiognuxqj October 24, 2006

Baking an ass 

Commonly used in reference to problems with technology, derived from phrases like “my wifi connection stinks”.
I can’t connect to the game right now, my computer is baking an ass.

Assasing 

Verb: Assasing. Pronounced ASSassING.
An activity you have no choice to partake in when a girl or guy falls in love with you, The catch is that they live 10+ Miles away from your current address. These girls and guys are known to..

A. Post on your wall everyday.

B. Ask you out all the time.

C. Troll any pages you have on Facebook.

D. Try and get your attention on a regular basis.

E. Uses words or phrases that you use alot.

F. Makes you sandwiches and does the laundry.

In any of these cases you may then take out and use the emergency word "Assasing"...
"If you live 10+ miles away from me, please... Don't pretend to fall in "love" with me and don't cover me in sweet words. Such thing doesn't exist. Want to be friends? Good. More than that? -.- I could be an assasing rapist and you wouldn't even know."
Assasing by KTCAD<3lol December 29, 2011