an otto 

when someone has a cock so unbelievably miniscule that it goes inward into the body.

"Damn have you seen his dick?"
"Yeah, it's an otto it looks like my vagina."

an otto by Jim Bob Joe Smith III November 11, 2008

Pulling an Otto

To get really mad at a medic in TF2 for not activating their Übercharge.

Person 1 “god fucking damnit medic why won’t you charge me

Person 2 “wow that guy’s really mad”

Person 3 “he just is pulling an Otto”

Pulling an Otto by Kronkolonien March 27, 2024

an ottowa johnston 

when your nipple become erect and then you rub butter on them. your partner will then lick off the butter and snowball into your mouth, then you fly to ottowa and have butt sex with everyone. after youve buttfucked the nations capitol, you then give oral sex to a black bear while it is hibernating. (if done correctly the bear will awake and give his bear gold),

i just got a ton of money after i got an ottowa johnston

an ottowa johnston by halifax52 April 23, 2010