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Alaboner 

- noun

The Alabama fan's bodily reaction and experience when thinking or talking about Alabama football.

Alabama fans often enjoy sharing their alaboners.
Jeff: "Hey Gordon, I looked at a picture of Nick Saban last night and I got an alaboner."

Gordon: "How big was it?"

Jeff:"Massive!"
Gordon: "Sweet."

Ricky: "Hey Bobby let's look at pictures of Coach Bryant and share our alaboners!"
Bobby: "Awesome idea Ricky, I just bought some fatty nattys."
Alaboner by Andythebigman January 3, 2011
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Alanood by Beautiful smart love September 7, 2016
It is like saying "Oh my god!" or "What the hell" in Cuban slang. An expressive term to say when one is surprised, or hearing something out of the ordinary.
ALABAO!!! Deja eso tranquilo ya no sirve.
Alabao by qbansponge July 7, 2010
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That girl is very quiet..she must be an Alanood!”
Alanood by Hpfrvr October 28, 2019
A beautiful women who has the purest heart on earth. One in a million , if you find her keep her close! She is a keeper! One of the best persons living!
Alanood is the sweetest friend I could ask for! So thankful for her .
Alanood by Beautiful smart love September 7, 2016
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Etymology: most likely a derivative of the term weeaboo

A. noun

1. internet terminology for a western-industrial liberal with an obsession for Islamic culture and literature for the sake of seeming "hip" or "progressive" at pretentious, bourgeoisie cocktail parties.
Evan spent five months learning how to write in Arabic cursive just so he could impress that Yazidi girl... what an araboo!
araboo by Michael Pemulis June 7, 2017