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Scarlet A Lister

Someone who's name shows up on the recently hacked list of registered users for married people looking for an affair.
"What's wrong with Dick? He seems really stressed. I saw him searching for apartments on his break."

"Yeah. His wife found his name on that hack list. "

"Ah. So we have another Scarlet A Lister on our team. That brings us up to three this week."
Scarlet A Lister by Cyber Barbie October 10, 2015

A literal Joey 

When a co-worker takes a joke too seriously. Not to be confused with an actual baby kangaroo.
Jason: Hey man, for $250,000, would you eat my ass?
Bracey: maybe... I mean, where is the money coming from? A new mortgage?
Jason: unreal, Bracey!! You're such a literal Joey!

a literal mug 

put this on ur mug and buy it on amazon
a literal mug by gfdderegfrggg June 15, 2021

A Literal Boner 

*in a pet store*
"Oh my god, it's a literal boner!"

Watch as others stare at you awkwardly.
A Literal Boner by Finn_Faun February 13, 2022

A-Listed 

A person who buys expensive things one can't afford in order to gain acceptance by new coworkers. But instead is a douche.
Person 1: yo, Alex totally A-listed.
Person 2: bet he did it to impress Adam.
A-Listed by ChanV.2 March 7, 2017

a literal pine tree 

exactly what i typed. also a perfect friend. I love you :)
Person A: wow that’s a literal pine tree

Person B: they make me happy
a literal pine tree by Giant Rat December 31, 2019