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When a nigga so ugly you can't see them
Jeff: Nigga this place is empty as fuck

Jeff2: Probably just zumphs
Zumph by Dddddjqksodkwj June 19, 2018
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verb:
1) abandon or desert (someone) via videoconference
"I just got zumped by my girlfriend over Zoom."
"My company just zumped me and now I need to find a new job."
Zumped by LyricalPoet April 16, 2020
I will plan on zumping my girlfriend today
Zumping by the Ut May 14, 2020

Zamphoni 

At ice hockey games, the other vehicle that looks like an actual Zamboni but isn't, and is not capable of cleaning the ice. It is usually there for advertising and giving fans rides on between periods.
Little Liam was so happy he got to ride on the Zamphoni during the Phantoms game!
Zamphoni by the_whapper December 22, 2022
When you hit the quan, nae nae, dab, and stride like damn daniel all consecutively
vro did you see that savage totally ZUMP over there!?

XD vrother that was a ZUMP for all the haters indeed!
zump by lol_xd_memes_21 February 22, 2018

zimphabonist 

A person in a relationship which puzzles society.
When a really ugly guy and an attractive girl start dating, their relationship is said to be zimphabonistic.
zimphabonist by Juline February 10, 2009