YOU ON CRACK! Share definition Flag when someone says something that doesn't make sense or is just stupid, you say YOU ON CRACK to show how stupid they sound "hey dude, did you know that April is fleeting?" "........YOU ON CRACK!" YOU ON CRACK! by ZXAD December 23, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the YOU ON CRACK! mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch