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Yodelling 

In Britain, undertaking any activity in a slapdash, incompetent way with no hope of success. Named after the courier company of the same name.
Bro, he wanna get wit Aaliyah, but he be yodelling- no way she gonna give him it.

Yodelling David 

To give someone (or yourself) a Yodelling David, one needs to first reach the stage of almost ejaculation after masturbation. As they are about to finish, they need to be castrated by a tool such as bolt-cutters or any other sharp utensil in order to create an explosive and bloody secretion. The sound of pleasure and pain combined to one can be described as the greatest yodelling of all time.
Person 1: "She gave me the Yodelling David last night"
Person 2: "What the fuck how are you still alive"

Person 1: "I'm a G, that's why"

Yodelling for the D 

The noise a cqt makes when she is in season. Or the favourite karaoke song of the most prominent slapper in town.
She was yodelling for the D so loud my window panes were vibrating to renditions of 'Mustang Sally', getting louder when she yodelled "Ride, Sally Ride"!
Yodelling for the D by tinywitch September 9, 2020

Yodelling in the dark 

passing gas into the vagina or anal cavity.
requires some tricky positioning.....
Austrians know for their exquisite yodelling have also mastered the art of a non verbal form of musical vibration ...yodelling in the dark.

Yodelling boy

A good meee finally that isn’t cancerious But contagious.
Dad - You know that new meme yodelling boy ?
Son - wtf da-a-addy

Yodelling Viking 

When he lays on his back and pleases a woman with his mouth through yodelling while she holds on to the horns of his viking helmet.
I tried the yodelling viking with my girl last night. She almost broke my horns. Yooodelllaaahitiiii