xylodong

n. the act of using one's penis to play the xylophone, vibraphone, or other such instrument

v. to engage in xylodong

Dude, this song is a simple melody. It can easily be xylodonged!

Hey, dude, can we do a xylodong duet?

xylodong by Buck Futter, Jr. April 30, 2014

Xylophile 

Someone who loves the forest, and woods.

Sabrina and I love nature. I think we might be xylophiles.

Xylophile by JBlevins1984 August 9, 2017

xylophonobia 

The extreme feeling of existential dread that a person feels whilst in the presence of, or hearing a xylophone.

“I’m terribly sorry, Mr. Montgumery, but I will be unable to attend the orchestral demonstatration of the talents of said musicians; as I know there will be a xylophone present, and I suffer from xylophonobia.”

xylophonobia by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2018

Mylo Xyloto 

Mylo Xyloto is the fifth studio album created by the band Coldplay. The album features 14 new songs and has been described by band front man Chris Martin as "schizophrenic" in sound. This album released on October 24, 2011.

Hey man, have you heard the new Coldplay album?
Mylo Xyloto? Ya I've heard it, couple good songs, not their usual style.
I know, I like it a lot even though I usually don't go for Coldplay

Mylo Xyloto by xxxtwardyxxx October 27, 2011

Xylophone abs 

When a man (or woman) has such toned abs that you could pick up a mallet and play them like a xylophone.

Blythe: Man that guy has such great abs!

Sarah: Yea, I could look at those xylophone abs all day...

Xylophone abs by Qwassie November 16, 2013

xylobone 

The area of the sternum and ribs that is clearly visible when a woman, usually a Hollywood celebrity loses too much weight.

Did you see Posh Spice? She's lost so much weight you can see her xylobone

xylobone by PoppyMann June 26, 2007

xylophila 

A person who speaks of trees and forest in hushed tones and reserves deep respect for them, they may also be know to smoke some of the green stuff from time to time.

Wiz Khalifa is a xylophila

xylophila by wizardofmoz June 10, 2016