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whomple stomp 

To be severely beat down. Similar to waffle stomp, but more painful and less embarassing.
"Man, Dan just whomple stomped you with that folding chair!"
whomple stomp by nornware August 24, 2006

wumplestomper 

Black kid(s) walking slowly and/or grouped together in such a way that they inhibit proper human trafic flow in the affected area, which is most often a crowded hallway. Will easily become indignant when confronted about thier wumplestomping habits.
"Yesterday Mark got stuck behind a group of wumplestompers and said 'excuse me' in an attempt to get by. They turned around and looked at him, looked at eachother, and then one of them said 'Pfffttszszttsz whaz dat cracka think he's doing??'"
wumplestomper by anti-wumple April 29, 2008

Stompie Wompie 

When some eats your hamburger then ejaculates in your stew, so you curb stomp them exactly 13 times while dancing with Mr. Pickles.
Jeffery: Yo what did you do to Mike after he ate your hamburger and ejaculated into it?

Tom: I gave him that Stompie Wompie so hard pickles came out his ears.