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whitmoyer 

a god among men. the sexiest man alive. even better at life than the great jack Johnson. Basically whitmoyer is a name used to describe the coolest person ever to live on earth.
1.I wish i was whitmoyer.
2.That dude is so whitmoyer.
3. Jack Johnson is definitely a whitmoyer.
whitmoyer by Jack Johnson lover January 11, 2009

Whitmore Reans 

Possibly the shittiest place in wolverhampton filled with knife and gun crime. Whitmore Reans consists of mainly dopeheads, including a fat black geezer who walks up and down Riches Street shouting about God.

People who enter Whitmore Reans normally don't come back out. They're lucky if they only get one stab wound.

The Avioncenter is in the heart of Whitmore Reans where there is a Gregs and SuperSaver. Most deals happen behind Barlow Motors here.
Dave: I was in Whitmore Reans yesterday to get a sausage roll. I was lucky though, Only shanked once
Whitmore Reans by LukeThePotato October 18, 2012

whitmore lake 

a small town that most people haven't heard of. revolves around sex, drugs, and alcohol. the lake houses can be fairly nice with decent people in them, but the rest of the place is pretty shitty
person1; "where do you live?"
person2; "whitmore lake"
person1; "ah, where's that?"

Gretchen Whitmer 

Gretchen Whitmer has created covid rules she herself didn't follow

Gretchen Whitmer 

Not very smart governor of Michigan
Gretchen Whitmer created some covid restrictions she herself didnt want to follow.

whitmore lake 

a shithole found between ann arbor and pinckney. Population 67.5 and everyone is related to everyone. Rumors spread quicker than the STD's.
boy- I can't believe you live in whitmore lake!
girl- I know... I already have the herps.