Whale load 

A massive load, most of the time in proportion with a whale

I released my whale load on that bitches face last night. She almost drowned

Whale load by MagnumCock_420 June 26, 2016

Whale load 

A huge amount of cum

I dumped a whale load on my hoes face last night.

Whale load by girthycock666 July 24, 2018

Whalelord Goddess 

A manipulative hoe that looks like a fat potato. They cheat on their men numerous times and have fish smelling pussies riddled with HIV. If you encounter a Whalelord Goddess, communicate with them using whale sounds. I guarantee they'll do tricks like Shamu.

Guy 1: "I got bad news dawg, my girl gave me HIV."

Guy 2: "I told your dumb ass to dump her after the 3rd time she cheated on you. That's what you get for dating a Whalelord Goddess. Now no one would want your turtle looking HIV having ass."

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I found a Whalelord Goddess and she came to me after I done a whole bunch of whale sounds!"

Guy 2: "Awesome, but did the bitch do a flip like Shamu?"

Whalelord Goddess by fineaus March 11, 2017