Weiner Slam

The act of slamming one's weiner and/or any other part of his package in some sort of closable object; particularly a car or shower door.

Sorry I'm late dude. I totally got weiner slamed by my shower door.

by db24 June 23, 2008

Weinerslave

An individual that is a slave to a weiner (or schlong/shlort). the opposite of pussywhipped.

Frank: hey man you wanna hang out with jenny tonight?

Jim: nah bro i heard she turned into a weinerslave. jofestus is her wiener tyrant.

by studcockbukkakesensei May 25, 2013